Before You Knock

This only takes a few seconds — we promise.

Are you dropping off a package? 📦

Great — what kind of delivery? 📦

📦

Thank you so much for the service you provide — we truly appreciate it!

We just have one small request: please drop it off as quietly as possible.
Thank you and have a wonderful day!

✍️

No problem — let us know you're here and we'll be right out.

Are you trying to sell us something? 🛒

Are you here on behalf of a religious organization? ⛪

Are you someone who doesn't fit into any of those categories? 🤷

Are you someone we're actually expecting? 👋

👋

Welcome! Let us know you're here.

🧭

You've said no to every option including being expected. We're genuinely confused — but still not opening the door.

If you're truly lost, Google Maps is free. Have a great day!

✅

Got it — we've been notified. Hang tight!

Someone will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience.

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Please do NOT ring the doorbell or knock on the door.
Thank you for understanding. Have a great day!